corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via andybot)

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staygolden-beautiful:

I wish it was like this all the time

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railroadsoftware:

person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..

(via officialunitedstates)

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

Nina Dobrev films in Central Park in New York City on August 4, 2014.

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